Breaking news to leave Pro-Europeans quaking in their boots

Friday 22 January 2016

A story has just broke that will have pro-EUers quaking in their boots and Outers in rapture.

The Telegraph: “Senior Executive (analyst) at UBS says Britain’s financial centre will not be affected by Brexit.” (http://www.anotherloadofrichcrap.com)

The Daily Mail: “Somebody in a bank says Britain’s financial centre will thrive after Brexit.” (http://www.frothinghysteria.com)

Ukip’s Press Office: “A milkman says we’ll get more presents at Christmas.”(http://www.womenaren’tslags-noreally.com)

The Sun: “EU to ban us leering at our bEUtiful assets.”(http://www.we’llturnoutthelights.com)

Drawbridge Britain here we come.

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